Portia de Rossi on Ellen part one. Powerful interview. All girls should watch this.
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTw1MoscAk4&feature=relmfu
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62kL61lXNKI&feature=relmfu
Ellen’s Dance Dare. Her own dance dare at the end. HILARIOUS
Behind the scenes of Ellen’s W Photoshoot. Always hilarious
one of my favorites so far. this one and the I Love Lucy one
Ellen Degeneres bloopers and outtakes for new JC Penny commercial.
Just saw this on Ellen and I can’t stop laughing.
25 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Me: Ellen Degeneres
- I lived in my car for a short time. Wait: I’m thinking of Jewel.
- The only reason I am not a professional ice skater is that I am not a good ice skater.
- I want to live without regrets.
- I am always early. (Which means you are always late.)
- I’ve never had any dance training.
- I’m married to the second luckiest woman on the planet. And she’s married to the first!
- I only learned to text last year. LOL.
- I used to sell vacuum cleaners.
- I love to move. I’ve lived in five houses over the past seven years.
- I played tennis in high school.
- I have an older brother.
- My first car was a hand-me-down from my mother: a bright-yellow Vega.
- I can control Anderson Cooper’s thoughts with my mind. Usually I think, Anderson, wear a tight T-shirt.
- I love reality TV. For someone who’s never been interested in a bachelor, I am fascinated.
- I listen to Eckhart Tolle CDs when I’m driving. I wish he was the voice of my navigation system.
- I only make left turns.
- I’m fluent in Na’vi.
- I sometimes use my poker face in backgammon. But I have a completely different go fish face.
- I’ve been running the L.A. marathon for five years. Someday I’m gonna finish it.
- I didn’t go to no college.
- I love watches. And no matter where I am, I keep my watch set to the Mountain Time Zone.
- I don’t eat meat, and I don’t drink anything with the word nog in it.
- If I buy one pair of shoes from Payless, my next will be free.
- I’ve named the fish in my pond. (They are Charlotte, Hermit, Almost Pretty — Pretty passed away and we got another that’s not quite as pretty but similar — Sarah Jessica Parker, Anyway, Prince, Michael Jackson, Phil, Linda, Patch, Bubbles and Bubbles’ stand-in.)
- If there’s anything else you want to know about me, Google me.
Favorite Parts (so far)
“Mama has moved 32 times since 1952. In 2010 she moved into a new home and said she was “down-sizing” and getting rid of stuff she didn’t need. Let me share with you all the items Betty ‘I am Down-Sizing’ Degeneres asked movers to wrap-up and move:
- A 3 hole punch
- A single hole punch
- A VHS tape of Abs of Steel
- An unopened VHS tape of Hip Hop Abs
- A harmonica
- Another harmonica
- A third harmonica
- A rusty sifter
- A colander from 1953
- Buscuit cutters”
“Dear Journal,
Today was the happiest day of my life. I got married! I am soooooooooo happy! You can tell how happy I am based on how many “O”s I used. […] It was a perfect day.”
“Journal,
What an exciting day! Remember when I told you about all that gold I mailed in for cash? Guess what! The money arrived today. I got $1.24!”
“Journal,
I’m on a sugar cleanse. I haven’t had any sugar in three weeks and I’m experiencing withdrawal. Today I screamed at a plant. There’s sugar in everything. Everything! Even cupcakes. All right, I have to go, Journal. You’re being a jerk.”
”Dear Journal,
Today Portia and I celebrated our 2 year anniversary. When I got home from work, Portia.. [OMITTED]”
HAIKU
“Haiku sounds like I’m
Saying hi to someone named
Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello”
“When moving heavy objects, I know they say to lift with your knees. I’ve always found it easier to lift with my arms.”
“My Bucket List
- Buy more buckets
Travel to distant lands to learn more about different people, cultures, societies.Watch more Discovery Channel.- Wear more white
- Learn to fly
- Build a canoe
- Tell everyone I know I built a canoe.
- Call more people “rascal”
- Watch someone run a marathon.
- Learn to speak a foreign language like Australian or British.”
“Even though I mentioned earlier that this list is in no particular order, there is one person who is the most important person in my life- my wife, Portia. Thank you.”
I watched the Ellen Degeneres Show today and was introduced to the fantastic Bernhoft. He’s a one man band with an awesome sound. Totally recommend this listening to at least this song (“Cmon Talk”), if not his others!
So what do you guys think? Feel free to sound off! :)
